Boy 1: Oh no! My mom knows I ate a cookie because she found the crumbs in my bedroom.
Boy 2: Pull a Casey Anthony and say a mouse ate it and got the crumbs there.
a few hours later...
Boy 1: She believed it and is now calling and exterminator.
Mom "Honey, I love you like Casey Anthony loved her daughter"
Son "Mom, are you going to murder me in the inground pool, throw a weeklong party, get aquitted for murder and write a compelling novel about your experience?"
Mom "I was actually going to blame my mother..."