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1.
The act of ejaculating on another person's meal. This could be performed to an enemy or a friend and should be kept secret (e.g on the inside of a sandwich)
Hugo chuckled to himself as he had just finished carving the turkey into Merridew's sponge pudding.
by Ltrainman February 26, 2007

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