|1.||Carve your pumpkin|
To accidentally ruin ones coin purse whilst indulging in the shaven equivalent of a 'Back Sack and Crack'.
"Carve your pumpkin"
In hasty preparation for the young nympho zombie girls at this year's Halloween ball, Johnny neglected to notice the dull rusty state of his razor.
Needless to say by the time he had finished, his pumpkin was well and truly carved.