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The best place to go if you want reruns of every cartoon ever made before 1981 (only a few of which don't suck ass), gay faggot shows such as "Cow and Chicken", reruns of wastes of ink and film that are ACTUALLY called modern cartoons, reruns of DisNAZI...er...Disney films, and of course, horribly "edited" versions of anime which will be rerun at the halfway point because Cartoon Network was too cheapass stingy to buy the whole fucking series. And, of course, 60 hours of DragonBall Z every goddamn week(even though Dragonball is anime, it's in a seperate category thanks to Cartoon Network's broadcasting it to death). Cartoon Network is pure shit that satisfies the Soccer Mom's sick vision of Thought Policing every hman being on the planet.
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What used to be a funny TV network, but has lately been slipping. First off, the normal station has been losing very good shows like "Dexter's Lab" and "Courage the Cowardly Dog", (which can now only be found in Top 5) and replacing them with total and utter shit like "Squirrel Boy", "My Gym Partner is a Monkey", and "Camp Lazlo".
Secondly, the original "Cartoon Cartoon Friday's" we all know and love has also been replaced by a gay, fucked-up "Friday's" with Tommy and Zinga (who was replaced by Tara). This so-called "Friday's" has lately been trying to save itself by hiring popular rock bands such as Bowling For Soup and Cartel...and some not-so-popular bands such as Los Lonely Boys. Toonami and Adult Swim are also slipping. The popular "Tenchi Muyo" series on Toonami was taken off the air a few years ago. I'm surprised they didn't take that Dragon Ball shit off instead. They also took off "Sailor Moon" and "Samurai Jack", both excellent productions. Adult Swim is adding "Robot Chicken" and overplaying reruns of "Family Guy". I lost almost all respct for Cartoon Network once they came up with "Tickle U". Cartoon Network used to be good, but now it's Shit.
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A Toon Network that went from its Golden years to its Crappy years. more...
How I miss The Cartoon Network City Era (You know, the era where cartoons interact with each other in a city and they have great music and Nikki and The Now/Next with character heads) Great shows like Ed, Edd n Eddy, Powerpuff Girls, Megas XLR, The Life and Times of Juniper Lee, Time Squad, Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends, Duck Dodgers, Dexter’s Laboratory, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Teen Titans, Johnny Bravo, Codename: Kids Next Door, Camp Lazlo, Xiaolin Showdown, Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi, Samurai Jack, My Gym Partner’s a Monkey, Cow and Chicken, Skunk Fu and Mucha Lucha have no schedule anymore because of the NEW Cartoon Network. If it wasn't for these shows, Cartoon Network wouldn't be so awesome! They took off Toonami few years later... BIG MISTAKE! We have no idea why it got cancelled but I got 4 guesses: They hate anime for being so much more popular than cartoons, Censorship, Toonami is too popular to Cartoon Network or Cartoon Network thinks anime shouldn’t be on a cartoon station Because of this anti-anime act, Naruto got taken off like 3 weeks after. The shows they aired were Hamtaro Cardcaptors Pokémon Pokémon Chronicles Yu-Gi-Oh Yu-Gi-Oh GX Tenchi Muyo Tenchi Universe Tenchi in Tokyo Naruto Zatch Bell Dragon Ball Dragon Ball Z Dragon Ball GT Gundam Wing Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo One Piece Rave Master Duel Masters SD Gundam Gundam SEED .hack//SIGN Gundam 0080 ... |
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America's excuse for fucking up anime with editing. If Japanese kids can see Sailor Moon's tits everyday after school why can't we?
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The cheapest nanny on Earth. Yeah, we can go out all day, my son will watch an anime marathon on Cartoon Network.
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A channel that airs children shows in the day and adult shows (adult swim) in the night. Cartoon Network is also known for popular kids shows like the Powerpuff Girls, Dexter's Lab and newer ones like the Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi Show and Teen Titans. My 10-year-old sister likes to watch Cartoon Network shows but I pefer Adult Swim.
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- A tv channel that kicks Nickelodeon's ass. (but fucked up Dexter' Lab by downgrading the graphics of the characters and quality of the show. Like the animator died and the got some a** to do it. I watch Cartoon Network to watch Adult Swim.
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A channel on TV devoted to showing animated shows. During the day these shows are aimed at children. Later on you get a slightly older crowd and a lot of anime. Starting at 11 each night (except Fridays) you have adult swim, which is a block of programming devoted to animated shows targeted at the 14+ category. Cartoon Network is a pretty good channel. It is better than Nickelodean (though I still think Nick's good) and adult swim is the best.
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