Dude: Yep, I'm having a Cartman Day. A nap, then a tub of Ben and Jerrys is next, right after I get you to RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!
Guy2: But... you're already a fatass.
Dude: Screw you guys -- I'm going home!
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