a vegie that get orange and big and hard and long and is in your pants
my your carrot is looking fine today
by 324873294 December 01, 2006

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Carrots.
Cah-rots.

A.K.A. Orange Vegetables.
Oh-Ran-ge VEH-gee-tay-bulls.
Everyone knows that Carrots are chocked full of Vitamin and Betacarrotine. What you don't know... is that they're also chocked full of POOIIISSSOOOONNN!!
by Harry Jenkins May 27, 2005

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The little symbol used in proof-reading to correct something.
^add appostropie
J a n e s c a t i s s l e e p i n g.
by Daniel March 29, 2005

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a carrot is a penis. period.
Jimbo's carrot just got sucked.
by mr. huckstable doc worthy August 30, 2006

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The best idea for any halloween costume.
Hey! Mary Joe, you want dip for your carrot.
by Tim Oyen November 11, 2003

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A promised improvement or change that never happens; usually in the workplace.

A form of bait used to keep the interest of a naive/trusting person.

An empty promise.
"They say things will get better when we the new front office system, but it's just another carrot!"
by Che Guevara August 22, 2003

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a gun which someone has on them that they will get out to use
Oi blud.....dont make me draw for my carrot!!
by badman2008 March 05, 2008

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