2. Scott Thompson, a widely known mediocre comic that is extremely obnoxious. See Also: Gilbert Gottfried
2) the top of a carrot
"no hes not dumbass, carrot tops are green. hes just ginger"
1. To jump from Wikipedia entry to Wikipedia entry through related links until you've ended up on a subject completely unrelated to the subject you started with, e.g., starting at socioeconomics and ending at Carrot Top.
2. Similarly, in a conversation, jumping from topic to topic until neither party remembers what subjects led them to the final topic.
Mark: "...and so obviously Kara Thrace was an angel sent from the one true God--"
Abby: "Hold it. Back up. We've totally carrot-topped from what to get for Beth's baby shower."
2) An Orange T-Shirt
ex#2: Gina you bitch lemme borrow that Carrot Top.