(verb) To fart so powerfully and repulsively that you are propelled into the air.
That was f***ing disgusting. Did you see Phil carrottop yesterday? He should not have eaten those burritos.
by Kbucks March 30, 2008
A joke that sounds funny in your head, but the rest of the world doesn't think so.
"I'm sorry. That was a total carrottop. I thought it would be funny, but then after saying it realized it wasn't even close."
by Cannus December 15, 2008
Slang; when marijuana has an excessive amount of red hairs growing on the buds. Such as Orange Kush.
"Damn, look at all those red hairs. This bud is straight carrot top."
by Trevor Morris August 18, 2007
A fire crotch. And kinda annoying.
Carrot=red=FIRE CROTCH! Haha!
by cartman5000 August 06, 2004
pronounced jackass. The third biggest asshat in the world next to Bill Gates and George Bush.
death to the carrot top!
by Kengou October 10, 2003
Very unfunny prop comic who hawks 1-800-CALLATT; looks like a woman on the TV.
by Anonymous May 15, 2003
A semi-talented comic who somehow gets all the chicks
Pam says she's in love with carrot top!
by dave November 25, 2003