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1. A person with red hair. See Also: red head

2. Scott Thompson, a widely known mediocre comic that is extremely obnoxious. See Also: Gilbert Gottfried
Oh crap, is Carrot Top on television AGAIN!?!
by sixgunsamurai August 21, 2003
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a shite comic who lives in the rich area of Winter Park.
Somebody get Carrot Top off the air, please.
by KRHimself October 24, 2004
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Nobody likes Carrot Top, so why is he still on the air?
by BlastMaster May 18, 2003
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1) why is everybody so stupid saying that carrot tops are redheads. carrot tops are Green idiots!!

2) the top of a carrot
"hey look that guy is a carrot top"
"no hes not dumbass, carrot tops are green. hes just ginger"
by Alfonso The Pure February 26, 2006
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1) A comedian with red hair.

2) An Orange T-Shirt
ex#1: Dude Shaun White's hair makes him look like Carrot Top.

ex#2: Gina you bitch lemme borrow that Carrot Top.
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pronounced jackass. The third biggest asshat in the world next to Bill Gates and George Bush.
by Kengou October 10, 2003
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A semi-talented comic who somehow gets all the chicks
Pam says she's in love with carrot top!
by dave November 25, 2003
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