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1.
1. A person with red hair. See Also: red head

2. Scott Thompson, a widely known mediocre comic that is extremely obnoxious. See Also: Gilbert Gottfried
Oh crap, is Carrot Top on television AGAIN!?!
by sixgunsamurai August 21, 2003
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2.
a shite comic who lives in the rich area of Winter Park.
Somebody get Carrot Top off the air, please.
by KRHimself October 24, 2004
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3.
See obnoxious
Nobody likes Carrot Top, so why is he still on the air?
by BlastMaster May 18, 2003
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4.
1) why is everybody so stupid saying that carrot tops are redheads. carrot tops are Green idiots!!

2) the top of a carrot
"hey look that guy is a carrot top"
"no hes not dumbass, carrot tops are green. hes just ginger"
by Alfonso The Pure February 26, 2006
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5.
Someone With Ginger Hair
Shut Up You Carrot-Top
by Jeniee October 24, 2007
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6.
1) A comedian with red hair.

2) An Orange T-Shirt
ex#1: Dude Shaun White's hair makes him look like Carrot Top.

ex#2: Gina you bitch lemme borrow that Carrot Top.
by superleetkillah-cap-a-cop May 25, 2009
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7.
(verb)
1. To jump from Wikipedia entry to Wikipedia entry through related links until you've ended up on a subject completely unrelated to the subject you started with, e.g., starting at socioeconomics and ending at Carrot Top.

2. Similarly, in a conversation, jumping from topic to topic until neither party remembers what subjects led them to the final topic.
Sarah: "Good lord. How did I carrot-top from Lindsay Lohan to the Hanshin earthquake in Japan?"

Mark: "...and so obviously Kara Thrace was an angel sent from the one true God--"
Abby: "Hold it. Back up. We've totally carrot-topped from what to get for Beth's baby shower."
by illumine77 January 15, 2010
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