I stupidly pointy set of weapons. The kind of set that just looks too ridiculous to generate any form of sexual excitement. Even a baby would laugh at these hilariously daft looking swingers and would refuse to suck 'em.
Ste: 'ere Phil, did you manage to get anywhere wi' Wet Stacey last neet??
Phi: Yeah, managed to yank her boob tube down on't bus but she had a right 'orrid set of carrot tits!!