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1.
An unsightly thatch of bright red hair growing on the tip of a red-headed man's pink and white speckled penis.
Jenny: "So Michelle, how was he in bed?"
Michelle: "OMG it was so gross, when he pulled down his pants I saw nothing but carrot thistle."
Jenny: "That's disgusting, I think I just threw up."
by JBeezy801 August 01, 2010
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