That girl is dressed like such a carpet.
the thick, knotted mass of pubic hair just north of the vagina.
"I unbuttoned her pants and tried to run my hand down her panties, but it got caught in her carpet."
a soft material used to cover floors
I skipped happily along the carpet, and when I tripped I only chipped four teeth.
A lush expanse of hair covering the vulva, meant to be munched upon and not shaven.
"Mmmm, check out that carpet, I wish I was eating some of *that*!"
a woman's pubic hair
Her carpet was well trimmed.
A small, flat creature which lives on the floor of an automobile, which is used to wipe ones feet on. Needs to be taken for walks and fed. see shatten
"Have you shat on the carpet?" "No, i havent shatten the car pet yet today."
The name for all of those dirty little footprints left on your car's windshield by wayward cats which are using your vehicle as a place to hang out.
"Hey, I just washed my car yesterday and now its covered with car-pets
again! Those stray cats are driving me crazy!!
modern day drug dealers terms for £300
i'd say thats worth a carpet