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1.
Noun: A woman whose vaginal pubic hair is thorn-like (prickly), thereby inducing a fiery, rugburn like effect on the penis.
"fuck man"
"what?"
"I should have listened to you. I fucked the shit out of that carpet cunt last night."
"So..."
"So her prickly bush gave my dick some fucked up rug burn"
by Doorman2k11 October 26, 2011
 
2.
A vagina that is sooo hairy it makes the person ontop feel as if they are in a carpet store or on a new rug!
Whenever i have sex with my girlfriend, i can feel her carpetcunt touch my penis and it makes a nice scratchy feeling
by ivynina3476 March 30, 2010