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3.
A bruise/wound that develops after having intensive sex on a carpet. Usually on the back, knees or elbows.
I'm getting carpet burn on my back. Quick, flip me over said Charlotte.
by M.K.Sam July 29, 2009
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1.
(n) what one gets on one's knees or elbows after or during sex on the carpet.
Her boyfriend asked for some lotion to put on his knees which had been carpet burned from their sexual tryst.
by BlackGoddess December 11, 2003
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2.
What you get around your lips, and sometimes on your face, after eating way too much hair pie
I ate Donna's wookie patch for two hours, and i got carpet burn on my face!
by Hugh G Rection January 03, 2006
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4.
brush burns a male or female receives on their knees, back, or face, from being fucked or fucking on a carpet floor.
did, you see Bills wife's carpet burns on her knees, and face? Yes she must have been ridden hard by her bull last night. But Bill was out of town? Exactly!
by oralb69 July 25, 2008
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5.
A painful red mark on the skin after friction against a carpet flooring
I always get a "Carpet Burn" when I try to practice my B-boy dance moves at home
by Dj Ghost of LOZ July 24, 2011
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6.
When a man is being spooned by a woman and the man farts on the woman's vagina, making it feel all warm and toasty.
The female equivalent of a hot richard.
I spooned the DJ after the party and he gave me such a ferocious carpet burn. My vagina was sweltering after it.
by MC Stin May 23, 2012
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7.
is when you chafe your dick after days/weeks of endless sex. This is caused by the continuous friction between your penis and your partner's carpet (pubic hair).

Also known as "Chafed Dick."
At first I thought I had ripped my dick open after the 20th orgasm, but luckily it was just Carpet Burn. Fuckin' stings though.
by Sirlottawin November 23, 2011
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