Someone with a really hairy ass and that you can't see skin for the obstruction of hair.
If I shaved that ass I'd be able to make a Persian rug from it dude!

Total carpet asser...we could open a shop with that ass!
by Johnny Hurts April 09, 2006
Someone who plays furcadia
Kawinma is such a carpet ass!
by [c0x0r] November 14, 2004
Someone with a really hairy ass and that you can't see skin for the obstruction of hair.
If I shaved that ass I'd be able to make a Persian rug from it dude!

Total carpet asser...we could open a shop with that ass!
by Fanny Hurts May 02, 2006

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