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1.
Carpe Peeum
The act of seizing the bathroom before someone else does.
"Hey Kevin, you'd better carpe peeum before my dad gets in there"
buy carpe peeum mugs & shirts
pee
poop
bathroom
potty
latrine
carpe diem
carpe peeum
seize
the
day
by
Courtneycakesduhhh
May 21, 2010
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