A troll who jumps into a conversation without understanding the original topic and going completely off topic from the original intent of a statement. The person can also be described as performing the act of carping.
Where a Troll is derived from the act of trolling for fish, a carp is is derived from the Asian Carp jumping into the boat on their own.
Instead of two in the pink, one in the stink, you put two fingers in the anus (pinky and ring finger) and one in the vagina (index finger).
Named after the carp because it is a bottom-dweller.
"Betty was satisfied with the barracuda but feels more 'full' after the carp"
"To everyone's enjoyment free carps were being handed out"
2. One who has an unsavory personality.
3. Slang for an umbrella.
"Man, he's such a carp."
"Hand me those carps, will you? It's raining outside."
The game of carps is simple. Each participant puts down a dollar or more to wager. The player in control rolls two dice. If on the first try the sum of the dice is 2, 3, or 12, the roller automatically loses and the challenger gains his money. If a 7 or 11 is rolled on the first roll only, the roller wins the challengers money automatically. If any other number is rolled, that number becomes the "Point". The roller must then continue rolling the dice until he or she rolls the "Point" number or a 7. If he or she rolls a point number, the roller takes the challengers money. If he or she rolls a 7, the challenger takes the rollers money and then gains control of the dice. Other people are also allowed to bet eachother on who they think will win.
Monica: Carps?!? I'm in. *Slaps down a single*
Tony: I'm putting a dollar on Monica.
Jimmy: Alright, I'll cover you both!*rolls dice*
When coupled with an A-frame “power stance” it is typically to reinforce alpha male status.
(Verb) To commit the act described in being a carp
Often found lurking in bars; near or around closing time, usually very easy to pick up, but can also become very angry or violent when in groups.
DO NOT APPROACH IF THEY ARE SWIMMING IN PACKS.
They like to eat lots of bar grub, tend to be chain Smokers and consumers of cheap beer.
Yeah Man, but she was the only thing left at closing time.