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1.
The act of battering and deep frying a turd until hard and then using it to penetrate your parter's vaginal or anal cavity. ( Recommended lubrication: Lard)
Dude I'm so happy i bought that Fry Daddy, now Carolina Steam Fritters are on the menu every night!
by LBO-Deep January 12, 2011