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When one defecates onto one of two hands then proceeds to warm with hair dryer and finally slaps a desired person on the face.
I lost my hair dryer, turn on the oven so I can heat up my Carolina Flapjack.
by tehaudistarr February 22, 2008
A classic sex move in which you batter the girl up by pulling out and coming all over her chest and stomach, then you flip her over, add the chocolate topping by taking a dump on her back, then you dust her with a handful of blow, thereby adding the powdered sugar effect.
All of my friends commented on the fine craftsmanship I demonstrated by giving Jody the ol' Carolina Flapjack.
by Jickety March 16, 2008