to carmel is to finger another ones butthole, carmeling is usually done in the back of a bus.
Did the hear about those kids in Indiana that were carmeling in the back of the bus on the way home from a basketball game?
Blatantly avoiding a question or situation by any means necessary, up to and including changing the subject, sleeping, leaving the room, playing on your phone, or getting incredibly drunk.
Why do you hate him? Wait are you Carmeling right now?