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A fat, unfunny fraud. The majority of his jokes are just rehashes of Mexican jokes and anything dealing with that. The only difference is that Carlos has to emphasize everything and do this retarded "Dee Dee Dee" dance. Not to mention that he doesn't have a bit of Mexican in his blood. He's half Honduran, half German. Also, his real name is Ned Holness. He just used the Carlos Mencia alias to make him seem Mexican. In 2005, his sketch comedy TV show called "Mind of Mencia" hit Comedy Central, and it fails at making even the laughing type chuckle. Hopefully Comedy Central will wake the fuck up and realize that Ned Holness, I mean, Carlos Menstealia, fuck, I mean, Carlos Mencia is not funny.
Carlos Mencia should be revoked of his career, and all of his merchandise should be lowered into a volcanic crater.
by Deathgrind > you September 07, 2007
 
9.
a complete waste of human life. he claims to be edgy and groundbreaking, and he reminds you this after almost every joke. The following is a typical Mencia joke.

"THE CHINESE HAVE SQUINTY EYES!!!! AND I KNOW SOME OF YOU ARE SITTING AT HOME SAYING (retarded voice) DEHHHH BUT CARLOS THAT'S NOT NICE YOU CAN'T SAY THAT ON TELEVISION. TOO BAD!! EVERYONE SHOULD HEAR THIS BECAUSE IT'S WHAT EVERYONE IS THINKING, BUT I'M THE ONLY ONE WITH ENOUGH BALLS TO SAY IT BECAUSE I'M THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN TO COMEDY EVER."

Actually, Carlos, I'm not offended in the least bit. I've heard the stereotypes, I know them, and just because you say it on TV doesn't make you the second coming of jesus christ.

he isn't funny because he is offensive, so don't call me over sensititive. he is unfunny because his show is a giant stereotype. Stereotypes that i've heard roughly 8,000,000 times before. So i guess the only way you can find this show funny is if you are hearing these stereotypes for the first time.

And By the way, he's half german and his real name is Ned. It's funny how he boasts on his openness and his ability to say what everyone is thinking, but he's to embarresed to tell people his real name.
"you see that joke carlos mencia did about the white people? I ROFLMAO'd!!!!!!

"richarad pryor did that joke 30 years ago, back then it was funny because people weren't as open about race and religion. carlos mencia thinks he's hot shit because he says "racist things on television. Did you just say ROFLMAO?
by Kuntry Kat September 12, 2006
 
10.
Carlos Mencia obviously added the last ten or so entries himself trying to glorify himself. The first twenty entries all knock that faggot. I seriously wouldn't be surprised one bit if this was true. I hate Carlos Mencia. He is a thief, and Joe Rogan should have knocked that filthy piece of shit the fuck out.
Person #1- I hope Carlos Mencia gets hit by lightning.

Person #2- Word.
by snickelfitch November 10, 2008
 
11.
Breed of "comedian" who continually confuses referring to oneself as "edgy" or "funny" with actually being edgy or funny.
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Verb: "My ass of an uncle kept telling us how funny people at work think he is. Yeah right. He just kept Carlos Mencia-ing."
by Sdvora March 28, 2006
 
12.
a cut-and-paste comedian who is only still in business because dave chappele won't go back to comedy central. he attempts to make his fans believe he is edgy and controversial when in fact nobody is offended by him unless its because hes the sorriest excuse for a comedian ever. has the audacity to nickname himself "the punisher" and talk about how i live under a rock because i dont enjoy his show.
carlos mencia may be the biggest dee dee dee i ever saw
by borstalbreakout August 28, 2006
 
13.
A REALLY big loser who does not deserve his own show. I will say that he makes some funny things up, but he screws them up because he is a complete jackass. I also hate him because he filled in for the Chapelle Show! And he even trys to trademark the phrase "da da duh!", that is what he calls stupid people.
Carlos Mencia is a very big idiot!
by Greg B September 17, 2005
 
14.
A comedian whose show, "Mind of Mencia," (Comedy Central)focuses on making fun of stereotypes relating to race, gender, sex, profession, and mental capability, among many others. While it may appear to some people that he actually believes these things, it seems to be about as accurate as calling Stephen Colbert a Republican.
Did you see that commercial Carlos Mencia did about the Asian dude?
by AZenne April 19, 2006