A seemingly romantic, smart, caring, compassionate man who leads you to believe he will do nothing but love and care for you; But come to get sick and rather than sitting at your bedside feeding you chicken soup, he's in your guest house getting sexually physical with your best freind since the fourth grade.
No, it's over between us. Why? He was a Carlos.
by cJ. Maroon April 10, 2010
A good male prostitute, the one you would actually pay for.
Daddy can you pay for a Carlos for me, I heard he's really good.
by Rainbow unicorns April 06, 2015
1. common latin name for a male

2. name seen associated with handsome men that appear to be quiet and unassuming; however, when given the appropriate opportunity, most Carlos's will rise to the occasion in the arena of sexual prowess and gratifying the needs of another. Although there are many Carlos's seen amongst the population, very few have realized the capacity their name bestows.
There is just something about that guy Carlos, he seems like someone who would know his way around a woman.
by usgirl78 September 11, 2011
A guy who wears very tight shirts
damn dude can you breath in that shirt, don't tell me your a carlos now
by beckham28 April 04, 2011
any species of gorgeous Italian-Canadian male. The Carlo is irresistible to women, and occasionally to bisexual men who are Dominican Wankers. The Carlo can often be spotted at the gym, working on his ultra-fine physique, or jogging on the beach with his perfect buttocks. The Carlo usually mates with hot black chicks but may be tempted into the sack by an Eastern European whore.
Guuurrrl, don't you see that fine-ass Carlo over there? I'm as turned on as Rush Limbaugh at an all-you-can-eat buffet!
by Ngo Ham Lan April 27, 2011
The act of deficating unintentionaly, Self Excrement, To shit ones pants.
After eating that spicy pickle, I thought I was about to have a Carlos.

or

I hope I don't Carlos myself at work.
by pener15 March 25, 2010
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