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A carlito is a person who is cool. Carlitos often eat apples and spit in people's face when they do something that is not cool.

Also a WWE wrestler
Look at Matt, he is a real Carlito!

Carlito: "I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool!"
by Meijer's! August 19, 2005
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A kid That Poops in the middle of class
Ha Ha he took a Carlito what a fag.
by Andreas the man March 26, 2008
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A person who lives in El Paso and likes to frequent various strip clubs to show off his mad skills.
Jose: Man, who is this? (sticks 2 dollar bill in g string)
Juan: That's THE Carlitos.
by Shahbizzlebazzle April 27, 2010
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A WWE wrestler has a great incoming song, cool, He beat shelton benjamin many times, He could of won WWE Championship but he betrayed the Masterpiece. But it passed away and if u ask me thats a good wrestler. But other people might think different so thats what i got to say thats ONE of my favourite wrestlers. Hes a spanish wrestler.
Carlito says,"I spit in the face of people who dont want to be cool"
by wwewatcher January 10, 2006
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Several tiny Carlos'.
Man, those Carlitos are everywhere.
by jcmurillo91 August 04, 2014
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A relatively kind-hearted person, good person. Often appears to be uncaring, pessimistic and douchey but on the inside he's caring and has good intentions.

Extremely antisocial (not goos with people) and quiet but if you're a friend of his, then you mean a lot to him... even if you fall out.
Hey look carlito

It's carlito

Look at that freak carlito
by Someone?Somewhere? June 04, 2017
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