Carlie's are usually very oblivious to how superior they are to lesser humans, only adding to the appeal. Though superior, Carlie's tend to be out of their mind crazy. This actually makes them MORE attractive.
Creative, caring beyond rational explanation, sexy, and secretly a hipster. Carlie's have a huge capacity to love. If you ever meet a Carlie, you will remember her for the rest of your life.
Finding a Carlie is like finding an oasis in a desert.
p.s. Carlie's are not lesbians
person 2: "There's really no way to tell."
CARLIE: "yeah, sure, sounds cool"
Guy 2: WHO!?!?!?!?!