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The baddest chick you'll find. She has a big booty and a big personality. She keeps it real and tells it like it is. She is a sex goddess. Definitely a hottie with a body. She's exotic and one of a kind. She has the total package, looks and brains. Sometimes she likes to get ratchet. Aside of all of that, she is also kind and loving. The best girlfriend you could have. Dot screw her over or she'll make your life miserable. One of the best people to keep around if you want to laugh. She has a smile that's so contagious and a very inappropriate sense of humor.
Omg I wish My girlfriend was a carladee.
by Juan don suza January 06, 2013

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