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A cover-up word for cunt or cock. Used when inappropriate language cannot be used, and is replaced by cark.
"I had sex with your girlfriend!"

"Your such a cark!"

by amyaniamaddy March 23, 2009
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To hit something or someone bluntly, especially in the head. It's derived from the sound made when a blunt object hits someone in the head.
Don't steal my chips or I'll cark you with my chemistry book.
by Rodney Skinner July 26, 2011
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(n)
Cock or shlong, the male reproductive organ.
That hit my cark, Thou ruttish hasty-witted baggage, wtf ya do that for?
by J-rod December 19, 2004
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An animal that was found in the Black Sea. A mixture of a crab and a shark.
The Cark was crawling in the ocean depths.
by Dael Emerson January 31, 2010
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The male genitalia. The penis.
Man I have a big cark.
by Dr. Aktar March 01, 2009
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derogatory use of the male sex gland.

most commonly phrased by Dodgi Andi circa. 2005
"RESPECT THE CARK!"

"Morag, that old dog used to love the cark..."
by cinimod July 14, 2006
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The unofficial abbreviation for Caramilk. For fun, it can also be abbreviated C.A.R.K.U.S. for Caramilk United States.
It would be sick to eat a Carkus, but a C.A.R.K.U.S is great!
by Trav1085 November 02, 2006
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