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Carissa is usually a girls name. Carissa tends to be an extremely fake and unpredictable person. She will also flirt with anything that moves and says like way too much. She is pretty much a tool.
Person 1: Guys here comes Carissa...
Person 2: I think I hear my mom calling see you later...
Carissa: Hey guuuys...Like whats like up like!
Everyone: *puzzled look*
by sparkythepig October 10, 2011
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A mentally ill,white trash female. Whole body full of black tattoos that make her skin look as though she needs to shower the "dirt"off. Carissa worships Satan. She wasn't hugged much as a child and will steal your man away from you. She is ruthless.She gets dumps often and can not hold a stable relationship. Carissa's are often short and pudgy but try to be a model. Has a couple of kids by different baby daddy's. Has mental instability issues. Most carissa's are bar tenders because they lack intelligence for any other profession. Most Carissa's need thousands of "friends" on FB to be cool although she doesn't personally know 99% of them. Dont be Carissa, I would legally change my name if I were you
Boy: who is that white trash whore?
Girl: oh that's just Carissa
by VikingQueen June 24, 2014
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Carissa is usually a girl who has it all in the beginning and than lets herself go. Once being cute, blonde, with a decent shape, unfortunately that doesn't last. Carissa's usually turns out to be fat, out of shape, with nothing special about them in the end. In other words...plain. Same thing will go for Carissa's personality because this also goes to sh*t as well. Not that it was anything special in the first place. Guys who once "adored" her, don't even look twice at her now. Carissa's karma will always catch up with her.
Guy: Did you see Carissa?
Guy2: Yeah dude Carissa let herself go...what a shame

Oh she pulled a Carissa....sucks.
by yessotrue April 17, 2013
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Carissa is a mean bitch but can still get her way with her looks. She's never had a boyfriend but is hot af. She is also super smart but doesn't care enough to get good grades.
She is definitely a Carissa.
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by lexiilynnnnn March 17, 2017
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Bitch that just so happens shared my math class.

Ugly ass bitch who pretends she has friends but no one really likes her because she is too pretty and nice.

Someone that you think is worth wasting air untill you meet her then you want to strap a plant to her so she doesn't take your air supply. Basic white trash female that likes to make more friends that she can keep.
That bitch carissa is going to school In Harrison county now.
I fucking hate that bitch.
by Somegirllmao March 23, 2017
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