Dude 2: Man, I know.
Carissa: (while walking by) Hey guys!
Dude 1 & 2: Heyy!!!!! ... Wow....
The best friend you will ever have. A beautiful, witty girl who drives an earth killer and is banned from consuming milkshake beverages. She owns enough handbags, blouses, and perfumes to start a Macy's. Also, your future maid-of-honor.
"Oh, that was just Carissa."
Guy 2: I don't know, but she is beautiful, and has an amazing personality, great sense of humor, and a perfect body; I want to know her better!
Guy 1: She's a Carissa!
Guy 3: No no, she doesn't even come close.
Guys 1 & 2: You're right.
"Oh, cuz she was tryna talk some shit about Carissa."
Man 2: Yea man, she was such a Carissa.