Hey - check-out Jake - he's asleep, but has a c'ard-on.
Guy thinking to himself:
Damn bumpy road - giving me a c'ard-on.
2. When a person who trades or collects cards of any sort strongly desires to obtain a specific card.
2. As the young boy stared hungrily through the card store's glass front, he experienced his first card-on for the vintage Babe Ruth rookie card.
This awkward disposition can occur regardless of family members or sexually unattractive friends, pets or even nobody at all. It is brought on by boredom, which leads to thoughts of sex. Vibrations of the road cause friction within the loins and stimulate the minds lust for love.
A cardon can be applied to the following situations; travelling via flight, rail or boat.
A cardon nearly always occurs at an inappropriate moment, usually at the end of a journey or at a moment when you are expected to leave your seat.
The driver asks me, "Are you not getting out mate?"
"I can't, I've only got a frickin Cardon!"
"Just put your head back against the seat sir, I'll sort it."
He climbed out of the front of the car, removed his hat and solemnly told my family that I was dead.
Delivery van turns up at the front door. An excited young man rushes down the path.
"Have you got my new tv?"
"Well may I have it?"
"Not yet mate. Got a bit of a carndon situation."