1) Cardog (noun, verb, adjective, pronoun, prefix, suffix, surname, psuedonym, nom de plume) Cardogly (adverb)

2) A car with the legs, head, and tail of a canine.

3) When a dog barks and a near by automobile simultaneously begins reving it's engine.

4) When two people really love each other... but she gets pregnant... and he takes off.

5) Debra Messing is a fucking bitch.
Chris
"Hey Ryan, how's your day been so far, like I mean has it been good or something?"
Ryan
"Yeah man, it's been really cardog so far!"
Chris
"Yeah man, cardog and shit!"

Sam
"Hey Lee does this skirt make me look cardog?"
Lee
"Honestly... yeah it does"
Sam
"God Lee you're such an asshole."
Lee
"Hey I just call like I see em'... cardog."

Chris
"Hey Ryan, what are you watching?"
Ryan
"Oh, ah, Will and Grace, or something"
Chris
"God I fucking hate Debra Messing!"

Ryan
(phone rings) "Hello?"
Lee
"What's up man, what are you up to man... it's Lee"
Ryan
"Oh hey, I'm just updating my twitter."
Lee
"I'm about to go cardog the shit out of my girlfriend, so quit being such a fucking cardog, and cardog your ass over here."

GREAT MOMENTS IN CARDOG HISTORY

QUOTATIONS

"May the Cardog be with you."

"With great cardog comes great cardog."

"You feeling cardog, cardog?"

"And so my fellow Cardogs, ask not what your cardog can do for you—ask what you can do for your cardog."

"I'm going to make him a cardog he can't refuse."

"This is one small cardog for cardog, one giant cardog for cardogkind."

MOVIES

Close Cardogs of the Third Kind
A Clockwork Cardog
A Few Good Cardogs
The Cardog Strikes Back
Breakfast at Cardog's
Cardog in Pink
Good Will Cardogging
American Cardog
Cardogs on a Plane
Cardogging John Malkovich
The Good, the Bad, and the Cardog
by Cardog Prime August 29, 2009
A shiesty person who has been in the car business for too long.
Don't listen to him he's just a shiesty old car dog.
by brian January 10, 2005

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