Caravaggio

Carvaggio is defined in one word: Badass.
Son of a bitch was the most bitchin' painter around 1600 A.D., and he brawled his way around Italy.
He was so badass, the Pope fucking pardoned him for killing some dude in a bar, just so he could come back to Rome (he had been on the run) and paint for some Renaissance-era Christian mercenaries/pirates who just so happened to love epic art.
Damn, son. Damn.

Art student: Professor, who was the guy who painted multiple grotesque beheadings SO BEAUTIFULLY?

Art professor: You must be referring to Caravaggio. *does not try to hide gleam of admiration in eyes* Damn, he was a badass.

by InAweOmg February 7, 2010

caravaggio

no doofus, he was an artist. read the whole banner ad, it's talking about not enough art being in our schools.

when people think caravaggio is a guy from the sopranos, there's not enough art in our schools. blah blah, give us money.

by charlie July 16, 2003

caravaggio

Somethign Some Idiot WOuld Put inna banner so peple liKe me COulD Read aNd looK at...

none

by Colin August 8, 2003

domenic caravaggio

A fucking retard who can't write for shit and has retarded fucked up ears that make him look like a donkey. He even has a song about it.

Chingity ching eeeeh uhhh eeeeh uhhh itz domenic the donkey...chingity ching eeeeh uhhh eeeeh uhhh the italian christmas donkey

by marcello October 11, 2004

caravaggio

No idea, seen him in a banner ad on this site... Is he on the sopranos?

Last night I was watching sopranos and caravaggio made a guest appearance

by Smelly July 15, 2003

Domenic Caravaggio

some1 is is really stupid and retarded and has bigger ears than his head that make him look like hes a donkey.

A song about him: CHINGITY CHING EEEH UH EEEH UH ITZ DOMENIC THE DONKEY CHINGITY CHING EEEH UH EEEH UH THE ITALIAN CHRISTMAS DONKEY....download it.."Dominic the Donkey"

by Matthew Nardella October 16, 2004