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A fire-breathing dementor that prefers the souls of first-year Gryffindors. In his basement there is a secret passageway to Azkaban. He can drink an entire bottle of firewhiskey and then go into work completely sober. As for the firewhiskey bottle? It ends up being added to the blanket of broken bottles and crushed dreams for which he throws soulless bodies atop.
"Do you think Caradoc uses a simple appearance alteration spell to hide the fact that he is a dementor, or an entire series of them?"
by Mssr Prongs February 03, 2010
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