Man 2 "And I bet I know exactly how much all that is going to cost me ... free! Grab a bin bag!"
Man 1 "Awesome! Check it out, a slightly scratched copy of limp bizkit's greatest hits! Win!! Oh, and an arm..."
Parent: right! that's it, we're going to a carboot sale to get rid of your junk.
Jumble sale junk torture booty