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A super hero who's super power is knowing all about cars. He even likes to drive them. His arch nemesis is motorcycle man. By day he runs errands for his mom but by night he is...The Car Guy. If you think you've driven more miles than him, think again. If you think you're a better driver than him, think again. If you think he can't jerk off to an image or video of a car or cars, think again. If you think his alter ego currently works at Macy's, keep thinking.

Most importantly is Car Guy's equivalent to Lois Lane. Her name is Cat and she is one hot pussy. Though Cat does not know Car Guy's real identity, her and Car Guy have made whoopee many a times.
After running errands for his mom all day, Car Guy and Cat lived the movie fast and furious tokyo drift

When motorcycle man sabotaged the town, Car Guy came and informed him he was going to call the cops on him. Thus saving the world once again

Car Guy has driven further than Mike.

Car Guy has driven very Far Guy.

"You don't understand! I'm the Car Guy!" - Car Guy
by ben slow June 14, 2012
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A car guy is a car enthusiast who spends his weekend at the local race track and spends his days talking about how much power their cars got to the wheels. A typical car guy will usually wear a fitted monster or dc hat with a shmedium dc shirt to match. Their jeans are usually very awkwardly fitted, being tight in all the wrong places. Shoes typically worn buy a car guy are something puffy like dc court graffix, or any other rad racing shoes. Another sign of a car guy is a zip up (also shmedium) sweater that is rarely zipped up. When approaching a car guy, be ready to make excuses about your economy tune or where you bought your latest monster gear.
guy 1 "you see that dude with the shmedium dc shirt and the awkward jeans?"
guy 2 "yeah, he must be a car guy"
*car guy approaches*
car guy "yo, i woulda won but im running my economy tune. But atleast i still won this monster/DC colab fitted hat"
by ilovecars123 May 26, 2013
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