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When everything naturally goes your way because you're the shit - you order the groupies and ballers around ending the statement with "captains orders"
Nick: you need to take a hit of this dank ass shit, Captains Orders.
Aileen: but i feel stupid when i smoke 4 joints after the gravity bong :(:(:(:(:(
Lindsey: shut up and toke now bitch, its Captains Orders!!
Rachael: Captains Ooooooooooooorderrrrrrrrrrrrsss.
by USeLeSs_iDiOT July 29, 2010