(n.) the sexual act of pouring Captain Morgan into a woman's vaginal crevice, and then proceeding to drink it with a straw
(v.) to commit the act of Captaining
MAY CAUSE STERILIZATION
I Captained your mom last night you assclown.
Short for Captain Morgan's Rum
I drank twenty ounces of Captain tonight and it ended up all over my couch along with the contents of my stomach.
He launched every zig for great justice.
Captain: What you say?
The name given to a guy who sleeps with a girl that has the word "ship" in her surname.
Will slept with shippers last night!! He is now CAPTAIN WILL!!
A rank in many modern militaries that is above a 1st lieutenant and below a major (Army/Marine/Air Force) or above a commander and below a lower rear admiral (Navy/Coast Guard).
Captain Jones was the head of the platoon.
(n). An older, traditional term for a White boss.
"Captain, you need extra hands laying track on the number 3 rail line?"
-the receiving of a blumpkin
while giving an upper decker
-the receiving of a blow job while taking a shit in the upper tank of a toilet.
Holy shit, he punched that hooker for denying him a captain.
Guy1: Yo dude, I heard that girl gives captains.
Guy2: yeah, I'd hit that just to get a captain.
Guy1: look she's going into the bathroom with a guy now!
(Australian Slang)- Captain Cook ; To take a look.
To look at, or to point ones attention to
Take a captain at the set on her