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a word used by 9-gaggers to ask something they don't understand clearly
this so called "Captain" also has to fly away in the end of his/her post
op: *posts a gif from a movie*
9-gagger: from which movie is that gif?
another 9-gagger: Captain here! the gif is from the movie "Interstellar" *Flies away*
by a person you don't care about December 19, 2014
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The name given to a guy who sleeps with a girl that has the word "ship" in her surname.
Will slept with shippers last night!! He is now CAPTAIN WILL!!
by candy_mountain November 14, 2012
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I drank twenty ounces of Captain tonight and it ended up all over my couch along with the contents of my stomach.
by Ides of March August 22, 2004
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by Baseologist July 03, 2003
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A rank in many modern militaries that is above a 1st lieutenant and below a major (Army/Marine/Air Force) or above a commander and below a lower rear admiral (Navy/Coast Guard).
Captain Jones was the head of the platoon.
by Nicolaivich January 18, 2004
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Prefix to make fun of someone. NOT just restricted to Captain Savahoe. Such as Captain Cockblock, Captain Fudgepacker, Captain Deadguy(good one for video games or good thing to say in foreshadowing someone's fate in a movie)
Man #1 There is only one black guy in this movie?

Man #2 Yep, Captain Deadguy
by Scott Boo May 12, 2006
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The Social Athlete who has the weekend planned out on Tuesday and is the guy who makes ALL the decisions.
"Captain Alex has just texted me seven times checking that I'll be out on Saturday. Calm the f^@# down".
by TheAthlete November 02, 2014
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