If you don't quit looking at me, I'm going to Captain Turner your ass.
This movie is so horrible, I'm about to Captain Turner myself.
That girl is so ugly, it makes me want to Captain Turner my ass.
In the third season of Deadwood, Danny (Al Swearingen's bodyguard) and Captain Turner (George Hearst's bodyguard) have a showdown in the thoroughfare which results in Captain Turner getting his eyeball removed by Danny's index finger. It's pretty fucking nasty.