Under the proper chemicals are consumed, Neal becomes......CAPTAIN CRUNK
by GuJu October 09, 2003
An intoxicating means of consuming the popular breakfast cereal Captain Crunch; Rather than pouring milk over the cereal, one uses Captain Morgan spiced rum.
I won't even try to choke down that bowl of Captain Crunk until I'm completely shit-faced.
by puckhead661 May 04, 2006