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1.
A thick dry stool with a enlarging circumference that becomes increasingly painful to pass.
It resembles captain caveman's club in both shape and size.
Bob: "Why are you crying?"
Jill: "I just dropped Captain Caveman's Club in the toilet."
by Darren Jackson 1972 July 10, 2008

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