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This is when you are receiving a blowjob from a woman and when she pulls back, you then proceed to grab her by the hair and thrust her face into your nutsack, humming the Captain America theme. And when she pulls back with an angry look in her eyes, you put your hands over your eyes in a mask style, and scream "JUSTICE!" Man 1: Hey, isn't your girlfriend mad at you, bro?
Man 2: "Yeah, she's mad because last night she pulled back and I Captain America'd that ass." |
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Widely considered the leader of the Marvel Universe's heroes. During World War II, the patriotic and idealistic but very weak Steve Rogers volunteered for military service but received the 4F card. However, he agreed to volunteer as a test subject for the military's Super Soldier serum, which transformed him into a powerful Nazi-bashing, spy-busting, Hitler-punching symbol of American courage.
After the end of World War II Cap was frozen in ice, and years later in the 1960s was discovered and thawed out by the Avengers, whose ranks he joined. He continues to battle for freedom and liberty: the living, breathing emblem of American ideals. Captain America saved my entire platoon during The War.
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When your engaging in intercourse with a girl, releasing your seamen into the condom, removing the condom and then swinging over your head, striking her in the face and then procaliming "JUSTICE!" 1) Last night was my first Captain America.
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An advanced technique of table hockey, in which a player throws his or her mallet, similar to how Captain America throws his shield, at an unprotected puck lying close to the opposing player's goal. Opinions on the legality of this technique vary: some say the mallet crossing the halfway line is an illegal move, but others contend that while the mallet is in motion, the throwing player's hands do not cross the line. "Dude, you just Captain America'd that ho!"
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A sex move in which the user flings his/her partner across the room, crashing into a group of Nazi foot-soldiers and scattering them like duckpins. Get ready, baby; I'm going to treat you to the Captain America.
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A gung ho person in any military branch that despite knowing America's corruption and destructive, greedy ways, goes along with the program and drinks the cool-aid. See that Marine over there, he is the embodiment of Captain America
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Follow the set up for the donkeypunch/Tony Danza maneuver, but after exclaming 'Whos the Boss?!' reach under the bed for the convieniently located trash can lid , grip it ala Captain america style, and knock that bitch over the head while yelling ' CAPTAIN AMERICA'
She though the Captain america was bad, good thing i didnt do the Iron Man
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