caplan'd 

1. to smash, split, or divide into parts violently; reduce to pieces or fragments: He broke a vase.
2. to destroy
3. FUBAR - Fucked up beyond all recognition

Yo, you just caplan'd my copter.

caplan'd by johnnyBlaze666 April 13, 2009

Lizzy Caplan 

Very cool and beautiful actress from the movies, "Mean Girls" and "Cloverfield". She has appeared on the shows, "The Class," "True Blood," and is currently on the Starz original "Party Down."

Did you see that episode of Party Down last night? Yea, that Lizzy Caplan is so cool.

Lizzy Caplan by Carp singer August 27, 2009

Rachel Caplan 

The most amazing best friend, anyone could ever wish for. Always trustworthy, always a shoulder to cry on... and always just there when you need her the most; not to mention so fucking peng-a-leng I could eat her all up!

Rachel Caplan is fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.

Rachel Caplan by dgrtybty December 11, 2011

Matt Caplan 

Current star of Broadway's RENT. Gives dance lessons on Maranda's grave. Also known as Jewish McJew.

I just got a dance lesson from Matt Caplan on Maranda's grave.

Matt Caplan touched Maranda's cheekbones and then cried.

Matt Caplan by Erikitten April 26, 2006

Jacob Caplan 

Jacob Caplan is the most silly little sigma you have ever met. He is not only silly but is the best with woman, and better in bed. He will take your bitch so fast you wouldn't realize that she started ghosting you. Jacob is the best in bed with his signature swirly twirly move, it will leave you wetter than a waterpark.

jacob Caplan is so hot i just want him to fuck me allready.

Jacob Caplan by Gelatinouscuber March 25, 2025

capanese 

When someone is very good at lying/capping, so much so that it becomes a 2nd language to them.

Jeff is such a liar he is fluent in capanese

capanese by DankPepe420 December 25, 2020

Wayne Calandriello 

A man of 13 offenses-Sign that he is the spawn of Satan
Known widely as a sex offender, who prefers spankings and shop-lifting Hispanics and playboys. Was fired for sex offense from Columbia High School, got rehired as a gym teacher in an elementary school, moved up to Maplewood Middle School, and once again ended up in Columbia High School.
Besides his desire for young men, Wayne is also a man of beauty, and knows how to dress and throw stacks. Wayne Calandriello is therefore the greatest gym teacher of all times.

Remember to kids to spread your butt cheeks for Wayne Calandriello!

Wayne Calandriello by Wayne Calendrillo December 13, 2014