Capel is a slimy toad who eats snot and is another version of the bogeymonster but worse. he likes to anully rape pigs as he gets horny over them. he has permanant rabies. he talks in a posh voice because he wants had an affair with the queen.
Bob: hey jim have you seen a Capel
Bob: he must have hes died
Capel: SPLURGLE GLOOP!