1. The place where every old person in America comes to die.
2. The 5th largest city in Florida, although you cant tell, because nobody, except its residents, knows it even exists.
3. A place where every scene kid in America seems to live, and for fun activities, well you can find some of the "local scene beans" behind the mcdonalds at camalot snorting cocaine, and other various illegal substances.
4.A place that has nothing to do, except for marquee cinemas, and sun splash.
5. A drama filled city, mostly because of all the scene kids, so if your life is boring, become scene.
Very Old Person 1: Hey honey, where do you want to move?
Very Old Person 2: Lets move to Cape Coral, seeing as were going to die soon anyways!

Normal Kid 1: What do you want to do tonight?
Normal Kid 2: Lets go somewhere fun!
Normal Kid 3: How about Maruee Cinemas, or Sun Splash!
Normal Kid 1: But Maruee Cinemas is filled with SCENE KIDS!
by hxc scene kid, fo sho. July 10, 2008

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Known as "Cape Crunk "or "Da Cape" by locals, Cape Coral is a crunk ass city on the west coast of florida in the 239. Its also home to many rich white people, but they they get their change robbed
Gangsta #1: Where are you rollin tonight?
Gangsta #2: Cape Crunk motha fucka!!!!!
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BEST PLACE EVER.
If you dont like it.
get the fuck out.
dont complain cause you dont have fun.
place where morgan and tori live to live to have fun .
1. Hey what do you wanna do tonight.
2.PARTY IN CAPE CORAL
1. LETS GO.
3. i dont want to.
1&2. WHY
3. cape corals boring.
1. dont talk to me
2. fuck youu.
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Oh, Cape Coral you say? Isn't that the place almost as bad as the city, Chernobyl?
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