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Seriously the BEST PLACE ON THIS PLANET. Cape Cod is made up of locals, and then the fucking tourists. The locals are the hard working, lower/middle classes, who send their kids to a local Cape school. A local Cape Coddian doesn't have to be born on the Cape, rich, white, preppy, or part of the elite. To be considered a local, you have to have at least grown up on the Cape, you have to have had a majority of your k-12 schooling done on the Cape, you have to love everything to do with the ocean, you have to conservatively love the land and the people, but also be liberally willing to accept change. That's why you find so many Country Loving, AWESOME Rednecks on the Cape, especially in the Barnstable, Falmouth, Mashpee, area. The Cape is the melting pot of New England, also, you have to absolutely love Cape Girls, you have to love to have bonfires in the woods and on the beach, you have to love shotgunning beer, you have to love bending the rules, you need to be able to work with your hands, whether that be cars, doing landscaping, masonry, Cape Coddian's are tough, hardy, smart New Englanders. You also have to love Woods Hole. On the Cape you'll make some of the best friends, have some of the best hookups, meet some of the best girls/boys, go to some of the most lit bangers, and you'll learn to love trucks and how useful they are, and why being from the Cape is the best thing on Earth.
(Country Music Blasting in the f-150)
Foreman: What's the address Baxter?
Andrew: Woods Hole Gold Course

(arrive at the banger thats lit af with tons of Cape Girls having patron and beer)
Thats Cape Cod for you
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by CapeCodRednecks January 30, 2017
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small peninsula off massachusetts that sucks money out of tourists and retired millionaires to survive, since the traditional fishing industry is slowly dying - native cod all but wiped out. beautiful beaches protected by the government since the 1950's, but that meant the locals had to give up their beach camps. basically we hate tourists but without them we'd be totally impoverished. there is nothing for kids to do so most of them destroy their brains with drugs & alcohol. everyone says they're going to leave but never manage it and stay working as a landscaper/fisherman/carpenter/waitress/cashier etc. the winters are horrible and in the summer tourists are everywhere. real estate is too expensive for anyone to have a nice house. all the land not protected by federal government is being gobbled up by rich people from far away who want to live "out in the boonies". cape cod has conservative strongholds like chatham in the south ("a quaint drinking town with a fishing problem") and liberal strongholds like provincetown, mecca for artists and homosexuals, in the north. primarily white, but recently there's been an influx of brazilians. the predominant subculture is punk, since we're all so angry at our lives but can't do anything about it. people who leave tend to stay gone. local slang includes "wicked" meaning extremely, "pisser" meaning awesome, and "wash-ashore" for someone whose family hasn't lived on cape cod for more than, say, 50 years or so...
tourist: cape cod is so beautiful and peaceful!
local: *gags*

"cape cod specialties: clam chowdah, lobstah rolls and fried clams!"
by cape codder February 12, 2005
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Cape Cod has bumper to bumper traffic in the summer, and empty roads in the winter. Tourists show up for the good weather and run and hide before the snow comes.
Cape Cod was covered in snow and no one was there to care.
by one of the locals... January 25, 2005
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a place that is often mentioned as beautiful and peaceful to live but really has a bunch of rich assholes all driving the same SUV living in big houses that all look the same. other than that there's retired old people everywhere, small shops that charge $100 for a t shirt, private beaches and tons of traffic & tourists in the summer.
"we're going to the cape cod again this summer!"
"oh, great, that will be a TON of fun.."
by diamondgirl7 August 21, 2009
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There is much to be said about this place, were there is little to do (other then drugs) in the ten-month spand between September and June; although during the summer months this place becomes a 1960’s run down summer dream. But, unlike it’s most famous resident, cape cod didn’t have the pleasure of dieing in the 1960’s, cause with Kennedy’s death so died the cape cod dream. So, now today cape cod is filled with the withering dreamers of that generation, all now the conservative voting majority.
Old people in slow moving cars, with GW04, and drunken kids stumbling in the streets.
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by Anonymous September 29, 2003
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Considered by many to be the jewel of Massachusetts when in reality it contains rich, pompous assholes, private beaches, and bumper to bumper traffic. Massachusetts residents who choose to avoid this, often flock to NH where they complain about the lack of shopping malls and things to do.
Masshole 1:Going to the cape this weekend? (cape cod)

Masshole 2: Nah, tha taffic is gonna be wicked bad; total pissah. We are heading up to NH to drive wrecklessly and annoy the natives.

Masshole 1:Can i come with?
by Stronk August 11, 2006
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