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Also known as "bush league." This is the lowest class of women on the farm team system who do not even merit a 1 on their appearance. In other words, these women would be very ugly and weather beaten and are generally avoided like the plague by most right-minded men looking for a significant other or just a fuck buddy to share their lives with. Dave: Hey guys, meet my new girlfriend Fatima.
*disgusting 600-pound porker walks in with her footsteps almost sounding like she could make the ground shake* Mike: WHAT THE?!! Richard: Oh shit... Eric: So um, where you from? Boston? Fatima: (bellowing) Why do you ask? Eric: Well um, you remind me of this girl I met in uhhh... Cape Cod. Fatima: WHAAT?! Are you calling me Cape Cod League?! You're DEAD little man! Eric: Oh no!!! *gets thrown through window* Fatima: I may be a bit healthy, but check this out! *flashes everyone; rolls upon rolls of blubber flop out* Richard: For the love of God... Mike: I share that feeling man. Dave: More cushion for the pushin' baby! Awwwww riiiight! Mark H. UD contributer since February 2004. |
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