A place you will surely regret moving to. A place where the teens boys are jokes. (Douchebags, scum-bags, haters, stuck-up, followers) ALL of them are this way. It's a proven fact! And 55% of the girls are hoes. This is not to be confused with the fact that you could be a virgin who never even kissed a boy at the age of 16 and you would be considered a whore. See 'ignorance'.
30% Shit Talkers & "Gangsters" (hahahaha)
1% Decent people
Decent people are hard to find here. Find one? Keep them around.
Known famously for hoes suckin dick in the woods or graffiti on the childrens play things. Winners huh?
Andddd that's about it.
Now onto the losers you will find in town.
'Wanna be gangsters' just roamin the streets. (Sucks not havin a car, huh?) (They act like they're rich kids but they actually live in a small little town house with no air conditioning and a bike rather than a car.)
Hoes that follow the wanna-be's around
Decent people (sometimes)
Douchebags ( They wear 'funky' sunglasses such as aviators or any other 'fancy' styled eyewear, they dress in skate clothes or hollister. They're not even old enough to buy their own cigarettes. They don't know it but, drivers by scoff at the sight of them. They walk around like they think they're hot shit and/or celebrities. When really no one gives a shit about them. )
Heyy babyyy :)
Your so cute! I wanna get to know you better :)
What do you wanna know :)
Hmmm... Where do you livee? :)
Capac how about you?
Yeah I just moved in here from Capac
Ohh, thats why.....
Whats that supposed to mean?
a town full of shit talker... somewhere where everyone does really know your name, and where you live, and what your doing, and the last person you slept with.. ect.. ect.. people actually meet for breakfast just to talk about other people in the town...
In the middle of nowhere,,,, the boonies.. podunk.. a small country town....
stands for Cows And Pigs And Chickens..
Home of the best damn beer pong players in the world.... thats right baby...
no its not a movie.. thats kapax bithces..
where you from???
you wouldn't know it.. it's called capac
Oh yea dude, no idea....
The girls sure get lucky with dirty rednecks of all sizes. If she's really lucky, she gets with a pale white wigger who's never experienced real gang shit yet listens to to tupac thinking he's a boss. He's never been in a fight before, yet he listens to songs about knocking a bitch out. He listens to songs about pussy, weed and money. But he's such a loser he only gets the one in the middle (weed) he has a penis like one of these --> A) its small B) he doesn't trim C) its crooked D) its erectily dysfunctional E) or all of the above.
They think they're hot shit? Nawwwww
Ladies do yourselves a favor. Get with a decent looking nerd. In about 10 years you will be happily married, have a nice house, great money, and a few well taken care of kids.
Sluts, get with a douchebag loser who looks good now and is too cool for school. In about 10 years, that bloated ass beer belly will snap his buttons off his shirt, and he will disrespect and beat the living hell out of you and spend his days drinking beer and going out to the bar with his buddies and getting luck with some tramp. You'll have already popped out 6 kids who hate your guts for giving them the shittiest home life possible. Don't worry thought. In about a year, he will have already left you for some broad he met last month that he snuck around with behind your back every night he was 'working late'
This life will be fine for you if you're fine with the fact that swag isn't going to pay your bills in about 10 years.
A place where people think they're gangsta when this town is surrounded by corn. Also known to be very similar to Memphis.
Memphis kid: Yo wudup
Capacian: Ayyy nigga
Memphis kid: wan go uptown!?
notice how unfunny and uninteresting this conversation is. this is the typical capac/memphis talk. people are uneducated and fail at life here. do not get involved with people here. they will make you want to blow your brains out.