A hot guy with nothing better to do that sit in his room and chat on the internet all day.
Capn what did you do today?
Yeah, just chatting with some of the guys that's all.
From the comercial for Captain Morgan (spiced rum)
"Got a litte Cap'n in ya?"
an acronym, it stands for Controling Asshole Polish Nazi.
It is used as a nick name for one person and one person only, all others are imposters.
CAPN was being an asshole last night. Everything anybody did had to be under his control. I can't stand him, that nazi pole.
Spelt with a capital N, there is only one Cap'N. Often mistaken as Captain which is completely false in every possible way.
Person #1: Is that Captain Walsh?
Person #2: No it's Cap'N Walsh silly.
The act of giving oral sex, especially to a sailor/captain/naval officer. Variations:
Hand Cap'n- another word for hand job.
"Captain Bernard sure gives some good cap'ns."