Boy #2. "Wow, im soo scared, that only means two things, 1) you dont know who your father is. and 2) your mother is a crack whore. So get the fuck out of here you brokedick peice of shit."
*Boy #1 walks away in shame.
Guy 2: I don't know, we live in Canton
Guy 1: Let's go to IKEA and fuck around
Guy 2: Thank god we don't live in Ohio
Girl-I'm from Avon. Yourself?
Boring with nothing even remotely interesting to do there.
Basically you can either smoke weed, get drunk, or go somewhere else for entertainment.
Person 2: I know! Let's go get drunk so we have something to do.